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Were you left out in the cold for our Summer Mockbuster series? In case you missed it, we had several comedians tweet jokes on our twitter board during our screening of Batman & Robin(1997). Check out our ten favorite tweets that made us laugh our asses off!

@granadatheater MR FREEZE THE TYPE OF DUDE WHO LOOK AT HIS DEAD WIFE AND SAY “You still give me chills”

 -@GrantRedmond

“Freezes jammies available for $4.99 at Walmart @granadatheater

  -@JennyLeeMckee

@granadatheater “I’m Coolio. I was in Batman and Robin and Kennan and Kel and please kill me.”

   -@GrantRedmond

@granadatheater OF COURSE YOU CAN SEE BATMAN’S NIPPLES! HE’S EITHER FREEZING OR HORNY!! IT MAKES SENSE NOW.”

-@Braintasm

@granadatheater “Cut! This scene isn’t gay enough.”- Joel Schumacher all the time probably”

-@Braintasm

@granadatheater real talk: everyone in this movie made more money that I will make in my entire life.

-@iagreewithjoe 

@granadatheater Poison ivy is every white woman in Austin.”

-@Iagreewithjoe

@granadatheater Robin got dat condom face”

@GrantRedmond

@granadatheater Bane shows up in more places than an ex girlfriend”

-@BasheBand

@granadatheater BATMAN THE TYPE OF DUDE WHO POST YOU AND YOUR SQUAD DOIN HOOD RAT STUFF ON WORLDSTAR”

-@Braintasm

Want more jokes, cheesy movies, and Nick Cage?? We got you covered on June 27th with Face/Off! Get your tickets in advanced here!  Be sure to check out more of our Mockbuster series and more on our calendar.

 

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