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Being in Texas, we’re all pretty familiar with the claw and antlers t-shirts that have been circulating among Rangers fans since last season. Though the site is now defunct, many fans love the Ron Washington graphic shirts made last season by Ricky Thiot with the simple quote, “That’s the way baseball go”. Texas Ranger Shirts, available at the Dallas Cow Shirts site, also feature many bold designs and nice inside Rangers jokes.

Last October, the Dallas Observer brought a more classic style of Ron Washington shirt to our attention. This “WASH” shirt was modeled after the iconic Johnny Cash design.

These white and royal blue, over-ear headphones bearing the Rangers logo also are another great fan item and are perfect for listening to The Naked and Famous, Reckless Kelly, or Battles before you come see them at the Granada next week.

But have you seen some of the weirder items for sale to promote your Texas Rangers? Leave it to Etsy to serve as the source of some of the most unusual team items around.

This item is pretty standard, but you still might not want your baby making a mess all over your favorite team’s logo with this burp cloth and bib set. And if you feel like showing some skin at the game, try on the Texas Rangers tube dress. If you’re a little more reserved, however, the Rangers t-shirt and petticoat combo should suffice.

By far, the scariest Rangers item for sale on Etsy is the Mens’ Texas Rangers Thong. Would you buy this for $9.99? Of course you would…because you’re a real Texan.

For the true fanatics, why not get a fluffy Rangers pillow pet, a shirt with shirts on it, or a fuzzy Rangers ear-flap cap to wear during those cold Texas Summers.

The highlight, however, is the Texas Rangers lawn gnome. Let’s hope that wizardly staff is better for his game than a real bat.

Of course, for the super fan, you’ll want the Josh Hamilton Total THREE60 shirt. It’s like being a walking panorama of your favorite team!

Have you seen any awesome Rangers shirts around Dallas recently? It looks like everyone needs some fresh ideas for the new season.

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