Wuzup all mah lil bitches. George the Granada BEAST here. Lurnd how 2 jump last week. Surprized myself. Didnt kno i cud do that. Now theres no stoppng me. All da others dogs at K9 kerplunk r gonna b sooo impressd with me. In fact, all need to just stay outta mah way when i jump n2 the pool. DOGGYFLOP!!!!
N e way i c that the humans at granada bookin office haz been listen to my suggestions. Me n my fellow dogfort clan are very xcited 4 BONE thugz n also slobberBONE. Now i (n all good puppeh dogs) luvvvvvv bones. I haf at least 6 or 7. evn got a cpl hiddn away in the backyrd (shhhhh). i alwys wonder what kind of life the bone had b4 i start knawin away at it. was it a cat? maybe a dino? maybe im bein trickd n it once was another dog
1 thing i like bout the bone thugz is that it looks like they <3 bones evn more than i do! they <3 bones so much that they all legally changed thur names to include BONE in thm. Theres Layzie BONE, Bizzy BONE, and Flesh-n-BONE. Thnkin bout changin mah name to reflect my lve for bones. Maybe George-e-bone. Or Bonedawg. whatchall think?
Only 2 more wks til The Bone Thugz are here. (editors note: May 21st to be exact). I hope to see all my pups there!